It was a beautiful Sunday morning, Mother's Day here in the U.S., so I decided to ride the FJ to the corner CVS drug store to pick up a card for my wife.   Roughly two hours later, this text exchange occurred with my oldest son:
 
Son: "I thought you were just going to CVS?"
Me: "Uh, yeah.  I am..."
Son: "You've been gone like 2 hours, and I can see the CVS from our porch"
Me: "And your point?  Technically, I didn't say which CVS "
Son: "Have fun.  Keep it under 100.  I'll stall for you... maybe fix mom breakfast in bed?"
Me: "Thanks!  You know, I would probably love you even if I wasn't legally obligated to do so..."
Son: "Yeah, whatever"
 
 

Too funny! Did your wife understand, or was she even shocked at all? LOL
 

@adjuster - I'm a lucky guy... my wife is an absolute saint when it comes to stuff like this.   She likes to sleep in on the weekends, so Sunday mornings are usually my Church of Speed time.
 
"I used to be disgusted; now I try to be amused"
-Elvis Costello